In celebration of World Vegan Day, and the 70th birthday of the word "vegan", we thought we'd give you our own Extraveganza.com list of Top 10 vegan identifiers.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE VEGAN WHEN ...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE VEGAN WHEN ...
1. You often hear "You don't look vegan" and don't know whether it's a compliment or an insult.
2. You have stray raisins and almonds at the bottom of your bag.
3. Faced with a meal at a restaurant, you go online, check the menu, and call the restaurant to double-check that the food is vegan-friendly.
4. Your family uses "Vegan" as if there is a planet Vega in a galaxy far, far away.
5. You ask your partner to floss before kissing them.
2. You have stray raisins and almonds at the bottom of your bag.
3. Faced with a meal at a restaurant, you go online, check the menu, and call the restaurant to double-check that the food is vegan-friendly.
4. Your family uses "Vegan" as if there is a planet Vega in a galaxy far, far away.
5. You ask your partner to floss before kissing them.
6. Your partner is always 10 steps ahead of you, as you've been distracted by a stray animal or you're petting the neighbour's dog.
7. You regularly have to explain that a fish is not a vegetable.
7. You regularly have to explain that a fish is not a vegetable.
8. You won't board a plane without having stopped off at Holland & Barratt on the way to the airport, to stock up on vegan food for the long journey.
9. You have a serious moral dilemma whether oral sex is
compatible with your lifestyle
10. You know how to milk a nut.
9. You have a serious moral dilemma whether oral sex is
compatible with your lifestyle
10. You know how to milk a nut.
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