YOU KNOW YOU'RE VEGAN WHEN ...
2. You have stray raisins and almonds at the bottom of your bag.
3. Faced with a meal at a restaurant, you go online, check the menu, and call the restaurant to double-check that the food is vegan-friendly.
4. Your family uses "Vegan" as if there is a planet Vega in a galaxy far, far away.
5. You ask your partner to floss before kissing them.
7. You regularly have to explain that a fish is not a vegetable.
9. You have a serious moral dilemma whether oral sex is
compatible with your lifestyle
10. You know how to milk a nut.